God's Country

After dinner tonight, Taylor and Reilly were pretending to be airplanes flying from destination to destination around the world.

The armchair, Taylor informed us, was Japan. The love seat? Africa.

Bryson: Well then, where is Australia?

Taylor (pointing to the couch on which they were seated): Daaaaaaaaaad, we're in Australia!

Bryson: Oh... Then where is the United States?

Taylor (solemnly): That's where God lives.