Don't Look Into His Eyes!

As you might imagine, nap time is sacred around here.
Some days I quite literally live for it.

The only trouble is that one of our dynamic duo thinks that REM cycles are terribly overrated.
So he wakes up early sometimes. Most times. Nearly every time.

The trick is in getting him to go back to sleep. It is possible, but you must follow one very strict guideline.

Never make direct eye contact.
I cannot stress the importance of this singular rule enough.

Because once you lose resolve and sneak a peek, this is what you get:




























And then-- I'm very sorry to say-- it's all over for you, my friend.

Resistance is futile.