Massacre!

We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog with a most disturbing breaking news story.

The gruesome remains of several chocolate glazed donuts have been discovered in a local household. The delicious fat-laden pastries were found decapitated and left on horrific display in a public arena for all to behold. It is recommended that no baked goods be left unchaperoned until the suspect is apprehended. Citizens are encouraged to be on the lookout for a white female, approximately 32 pounds and 3 feet tall.